I don’t know if that says more about the state of the brake fluid the state of your soul!

At least the Lincoln Colonoscopy helped remind it’s target demographic to get their yearly checkup.

Six years. Also in retrospect my mom may have paid the repair out of pocket so they weren’t involved anyway. It’s been... over twelve years since then.

this van fucks

Exactly. I imagine early car salesmen had to field equally tangential questions when getting people to switch from horses.

I once bought a brand new Jeep Patriot.

I’m at 18. And trending up.

Here’s the gesture I use to tell auto makers to stop putting controls for the entire vehicle behind failure prone touch/gesture controllers:

I’m hoping the one below that is “LUBE INSTALLED”

Ferdinand Piëch is rolling in his grave

Next time my biggest problem is being stuck in a shitty car like an 850 I’ll try to remember that.

Well this is nice to hear. A Tesla owner on a Torchinsky article not being a massive Tesla Stan

Every surface level road is a legal road for cyclists unless it’s specifically marked otherwise and you, as a driver, are the responsible party to avoid hitting them.

I had a manager years ago that tried making fun of me for going to play video games. I had to remind him that I was going to the home I own where my wife and child live, driving in a car I paid off to play games. I asked how is apartment was and how rough the dating scene had become. He did not have a response oddly…

I haven’t seen anyone here mention that deer do run with other deer. I grew up in the country so encounters were common. Rule of thumb: if you see one deer slow right down because there will be one (or more) bringing up the rear.

A a few big ones are missing.

What’s cracking me up is that people who drive one for the first time and only do so in town always tell me our Outback (pretty much the same engine/transmission) is “peppy”. The throttle is calibrated to be really twitchy off a stop, so it provides a nice illusion of just raring to go. If you’re willing to rev then…

Drive an NA Forester and an XT back to back. I do every time I get a loaner from my dealer. It makes me want my XT even more. 

While I don’t condone the hp wars, 182 isn’t enough. They should have figured out how to put the Ascent engine in this or something. This weighs almost 400 pounds more than my ‘15 Forester, and although it has 12 more hp, I can’t really imagine that weight isn’t noticeable. Plus, the six speed in my car probably makes…