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I like April Fool’s Day, which I know messes with the conventional slasher format, which along with its sense of humor is why I like it

It turned into Cracked.com so gradually, we didn’t even realize it was happening.

This is incorrect. On no version of Earth is Rocky 3 one of the worst threequels. It is amazing in every way with the drama of Mickey, the music and Rocky teaming up with Apollo. AND it has one one of the BEST training montages of the series.

I pity the fool who disses Rocky III. 

Worst thing about X-Men Last Stand is they wasted what was the best Marvel storyline, the Dark Phoenix.

Poltergeist III completely shat the bed

Rocky III?  How dare you. 

Let’s not forget about Before Midnight. There was zero need for Before Sunrise to get a sequel, let alone two, and yet they knock the whole trilogy out of the park.

I have no intention of watching this show, but I can only think that you’d have to cast someone as harmless and charming as Eugene Levy to make this insufferable concept even remotely palatable.

Seriously- take someone to the coolest/nicest/most interesting places on the planet, give them behind the scenes access, cushy

Yep. Rocky made it, and thought he could relax. He didn’t stay hungry, and ran into someone who both WAS hungry AND able to eat Rocky alive.

Rocky III among the worst? Wrong! It isn’t the best Rocky movie, but it’s good! Clubber is great, and it tells a story about complacency and fear.

Glad to see Puppet Master 3 take the top spot. It was nice seeing those wacky puppets killing Nazis. 

Exorcist III should be on the best list as well. Underrated as hell. 

It did give us the central plot element for Office Space.

Probably raised in a barn with all the other primitives.

Counterpoint-Rocky III is a fantastic movie and frankly, is superior to Rocky IV. You have a much better “villain” in Clubber Lang than Ivan Drago (who’s only reason for existence is because of the Cold War) and it cements the growth in Rocky and Apollo’s relationship from rivals to friends, which lays the groundwork

Something must be wrong with you. You should try again.

It’s way worse than something like Rocky III, which just flat out has no business being on this list.

I don’t get it from the review...IS IT FUN?  Because the things being described sound fun.  Is the pacing off?  Is the delivery bad?  Rate it on the Ebert scale, does it get done what it is trying to do?  Snakes on a Plane was fucking terrible, so comparing it to that is not great.  Are you just being a killjoy?  Or

Yes, I’m pretty sure I can keep Ted Lasso S3 from being soured by the realization that Jason Sudeikis *checks notes*…. hired a process server and *checks more notes*…. also hired a nanny.