Really? I hadn’t noticed

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That’s not what “spurned” or “green thumb” means

I learned all I need to know from Mr. Humphrey William’s sex ed class...

Gamestop’s big issue is that they have a lot of expensive real estate and other overhead that they can’t quickly get rid of and are dependent on once-in-a-blue-Moon revenue streams (such as the release of a new console, a big game release, or idiotic Redditors goosing the stock price) in order to stay afloat.

The…

Shhhhh, the writer is just paraphrasing the exact verbiage on USDA’s site about prime grading. Talk about lazy fucking writing. 

Having lived in both types of places, rural people are truly brainwashed over metropolitan living. They think every city is a war zone and you’ll get murdered in broad daylight while walking down the street. Meanwhile, my house was broken into and I live next to a corn field.

Seconded! Took my Miata for a Norwegian roadtrip some years ago and it was very well suited for local roads and local speed limits.

When was the last time adding Jezebel to the mix elevated anything? Sometime well before Spanfeller murdered Deadspin, at least.

The Takeout meets Jezebel is less than the sum of its parts.

My standard favorite salad dressing:

I admire the willpower it must have taken for you not to turn this article into a slideshow.

Imagine spending $20 on a margarita using Jose Cuervo.

I love beer probably more than anyone I know. I am in multiple beer trading groups so I can try beers from across the country, make plans to hit all notable breweries at every new city I visit (and since I travel for work, that’s a lot of cities), and brew beer myself with friends.

Gross, I hate it. 

Dude, Jesus was a brown guy who provided universal health care, had complete disdain for people profiting off of religion and advocated heavily for non-violence.

Mike Fahey was a fucking treasure. This hits hard.

Just Heard the news about Mike Fahey, RIP

Soon October will be a summer month too.