Yeah, but nowadays you can find dozens of people who feel the same way you do! DOZENS!

Kid Rock, the “Detroit Redneck” who grew up in mansion, with a pool and Tennis courts. Truly a man of the people!

As all hoopy froods do.

you like-a the juice? The juice is-a good, eh?

I wish I could give this 100 stars. Kinja only lets you give one, but that’s how they getcha!

Wow. The gentlest, jokey, contradiction and you got some beef. Maybe take a walk, put away the internet for a bit.

“olives fucking suck”

“There’s nothing frou-frou or French about it.” Seriously? There’s nothing “French” about Quiche? Sacre Bleu!

Deep cut

Get help with those rage issues.

And nobody (I assume) gets paid to edit any of this.

That voice over on the car video...yikes. Slurring, marble mouthed, incoherent, run on sentence gibberish. Like nails on a chalk board.

Weirdly, many “fancy” places think it’s tacky to write down an order. Like they get visions of a diner with the bouffant coiffed lady, chewing gum, calling everyone “hon” and “sugar”. It’s not that difficult to pull off with one or two tables, but after running a 4 or 5 table section for 6 hours your mind becomes like…

yeah, I have over a decade experience as a server, and this dude sounds like every corporate “bot” server that I’ve ever trained with. Thank god I got out about a decade ago. 

You’d be surprised how many restaurants REQUIRE the servers to memorize orders. This guy must not have worked in upscale places if he thinks it’s a matter of the server “showing off”. You can’t be a server for 25 years without becoming somewhat deranged. The stress and constant emotional labor of that job will kill…

Betting you are a New Mexican, if not a Burqueno.

Music for the Masses was the first (and last) Depeche Mode album I bought. I loved it but everything after it was... not as good.

Easy, there, comrade! We get it, fuck tha Police, ACAB, fuckin’ pigs, maaan. There are many reasons to be angry and distrustful of the police. But you can’t just shoot that rage everywhere, unprovoked. You gotta focus, man. Save it for a situation where someone is actually grabbin’ their ankles for the…

You are a beautiful renegade, I salute you! I think virtually everything you have ever suggested is (or sounds) delicious. Ignore the small minds that lack the vision to appreciate your genius. Viva Claire!!!

The mom was the one “pimping” her daughters out, the dad “only” installed cameras/went along with it. At least that’s what I have read.