Nah, you’re being an ass. Same kind of ass that thinks “I had to [insert miserable experience] so others should do it too.” I spent 15 years in the “service industry” and there are very few people who wouldn’t want the day off, regardless of whether they spend it with family or just chilling on the couch by themself.…

Sometimes we get REALLY wild and squeeze some lemon on it!

I did a little research, and it appears I was wrong about Ruth’s Chris. If they are telling the truth, they do indeed carry a selection of USDA Prime cuts, but most of the rest? I stand by my statement.

“Prime beef is what we typically eat in nice restaurants or at fancy hotels.” Hahaha....um, no. Prime beef is rare even in high end steak houses, and difficult to find routinely. Restaurants may say “Prime” on the menu, but it has a good chance of not being true. The vast majority of “nice” restaurants {Sullivan’s,…

Are you here for a good time or here for a long time? Everybody’s got a choice.

If you aren’t making Caesar dressing at home you’re doing it wrong. Anchovy, Garlic, Dijon, Parmesan, Worcestershire, Lemon, salt/pepper, and (easy hack) good Mayo. It sounds more difficult than it is, but the results will ensure you never buy the shelf stable, grocery crap again.

I’m intrigued...

It’s not even real tequila, its mixtos (51% blue agave, 49% grain alcohol...plus flavoring and coloring)

I think you’re looking for “paragon”. 

A true renaissance man

No love for the Meximelt? We truly are in the darkest timeline.

“...the people of Georgia deserve a person confident in their own intelligence to represent them...” I don’t know, Trump seems pretty confident of his own intelligence, so this doesn’t seem like it’s necessarily a qualifying attribute. Plenty of extremely stupid people think they’re smart. See: Lauren Boebert,…

Can I get the data on how much regular currency has been stolen lately?

“Also, those quotes sound scripted.” Typically that’s exactly what they are, and the survey asks you to answer 1-5 (from “strongly disagree” to “neither agree or disagree” to “strongly agree”) in response.

I live in New Mexico. Of course I know that green chilis become red chilis. But if you are asked “Red or Green?” at a restaurant, it’s good to have an opinion- even if that opinion is “Christmas!”. But thanks for explaining something to someone about where they live and the culture. Maybe you should go tell a…

Gross!

Angry comments achieved, John. This Rich and Marty fanbase is a beehive you don’t want to poke.

You’re paying for the complexity!!