I got this! I rarely, if ever, use Twitter. Problem solved!

Devastating. The best flow in the game.

The Toadies are /were unremarkable doo doo. (I’ll shoooow you my DARK SECRET!!!!) 

Ask yourself: did your comment improve anything? (I guess if maybe someone out there didn’t know how to spell wharf...)

Warf Ace. The pier management sim!

Sounding hilarious should not disqualify it.

Air Force= Airman, Navy= Seaman, Space Force= Spaceman.

“Most heartbreaking performance” ...Never seen Shadowlands I guess.

Ex-drinkers, much like ex-smokers are the fucking worst. 

People, amirite?

Lima beans are one of the very few foods I will not eat. I don’t believe they are meant to be eaten, as they are (mildly) poisonous in the uncooked state. But more importantly they are disgusting- from texture to taste, just vile. Other than that, though? Sounds good!

Sounds like I hit the mark. You didn’t refute anything, and, if you’re being honest, you know I described you. Maybe Trump will run in 2024 at age 78 and you can indulge your Authoritarian fetish again. Enjoy!

Been reading your stuff for years on RPS. As usual, spot on, John! RPS was (is?) one of the best review/news sites out there for video games. I really appreciate you bringing your perspective to Kotaku. RPS has been losing talent at a steady rate the last couple years, but remains well above many of its peers for…

Yeah, this basically. 

Why reward his twisted fetishes?

This comment is far better than you’re getting credit for. 

I rest my case.

You’re overthinking this.

“I’m sure calling a social worker will make all the difference when someone enters my home at 3AM.” Yeah, with no police you’ll have to fill out the report yourself. 

If you eat the whole pizza problem solved!