You’re doing God’s work, sir.

Chilling!

The idea that a server would think “the customer is always wrong” is the complete opposite of reality. Maybe take your uninformed opinion and stick it. Servers are most often put in a position where even if the customer is demonstrably wrong they are forced to grin and bear it. Idiots think that because they’ve eaten…

“our fucked up server fairness system so it is denied. The customer is always wrong.”

Von Trier’s Antichrist is probably the scariest movie I’ve ever seen, and very little “supernatural” stuff happens. It sticks with you for days, though. Shyamalan’s The Visit was good stuff. And the Witch was pretty great for historical horror. Slow burn, low key, grab you by the psyche type stuff. I’m just not…

And they wonder why everyone loathes them. 

There is a bizarrely recurrent thread of pizza in that unhinged rant.

Went to high school with Daryl Morey, he’s a good and smart dude. 

Truth is followed by a laugh.

True in ways they can’t imagine.

C’mon, Rude, that’s some weak ass, conservative fuckboy shit. “If you don’t like it quit”? Also, you can’t continue to Fuck Univision if you don’t work for them. You’re better than this, man.

This is, by a wide margin, the best thing ever posted on Jezebel.

Wailing into the uncaring void is pointless. The gaping maw of time will destroy everything, even time itself eventually. Why not have a Big Papa and Mama’s pizza tonight?

Nah, there are a lot of up-their-own-ass Californians, and whether it’s a higher incidence per capita or CA just has more people, therefore more precious naval gazing twits, the end result is the same.

While I think you might be a bit overboard in your crusade against Arnheim, I do admit that the exchange between you two has been more amusing than 90% of the comment sections here, so, you know, nice job there. Arnheim has a mild case of something ALL Academics suffer from, it’s a professional hazard, and the attendan…

Too smart for this crowd. Have a star!

I guess there’s a reason Shep isn’t in charge of a Tea Blog.

I guess there’s a reason Shep isn’t in charge of a Tea Blog.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (It’s funny ‘cause Cleveland sucks!) Magma hot take there, champ!

“At least we’re not Cleveland”

Horse Balls rides again!!!!