Pretty sure he ended up crucified actually

I know right?! Anyway, I'll see you at the rich people party tonight. Cover charge is $20K again. Also, don't forget to bring hundred dollar bills to light cigars with. I don't want you to be embarrassed like last time when you had to light your cigar with your American Express Black Card. Ooooh, we'll talk…

I think this stat was revised, no?

Maxibars.

Could you provide a link to the Economist piece you referenced?

It's especially convenient that The Great Gatsby really influenced the ready-wear fashions this year, too.

Oh, my GOD, Cosmo, I am not going to stick my fingers up anyone's ass as a "sexy surprise." No one likes that! Let it go!

I'm far more offended by the fact that she is worth 13 fucking billion dollars. What the ever loving fuck.

... are you offering a reward?

with no other thought besides it.

It's seriously messed up. If it helps, I just bought a ton of baby clothes for my friend on amazon (baby shower this weekend; they don't know the sex). I ended up going with a ducky theme and found tons of stuff in yellow. They also have a unisex filter which is nice.

Now I want to start a thread of everybody posting pics of their favorite baby clothes. I'm a little addicted to baby shopping...usually window shopping, sometimes actually shopping.

It seems like non-custom gender-neutral stuff is a thing of the past. I made gift bags for the kids who attended a party at my library, and when I went to party city I had to go to the boy or girl section to pick up things. Sesame Street party favors? Boy section. Baby animal party favors? Girl section. I don't have…

Oh and Rock Bottom has a good selection of plain onsies, tops and pants! Good price too!

Nope, it's not easy. I have a 17 month old girl and I am constantly trying to find less pink and glittery clothing items so unfortunately it doesn't get any easier. Unfortunately places like Baby Gap - which I do love - is too expensive for me to buy on a regular basis as are a lot of the boutique shops that can have…

I swooned over the stripes — both son and daughter wore the orange and red thick-striped sleeveless onesie that looked like an old timey bathing suit

I don't throw anything out until it smells/looks/tastes bad. I hate when my coworkers throw out perfectly good yogurt because its 2 days past it's expiration dates.

My kid hates having things pulled over her head, so anything I can lay her in and just button or zip up is great. And when you're changing 10+ diapers a day in those first weeks, you want maximum ease.

That makes sense, and I'm well away from having one myself so who knows if I'll change my mind. I am certain though that if I do find out, that NO ONE will know. I just don't trust everyone to not go all weird. Animals, Winnie the Pooh, and other such cool and neutral stuff all the way.

Baby gap has the CUTEST newborn shit that is pretty gender neutral. It gets more gendered the older the kid, but the newborn stuff is sickeningly adorable.