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Welcome to the diabetic club, Rob. It ain’t all that fun - but you can manage it.

Ah yes. So true. Poor Kevin.

Indeed. He must be the only male celebrity who ever joked about the small size of their...performance?

I didn’t know this about Liszt, although I’m zero surprised. His pieces are hard to play yo - ridiculously, so in fact. I’d throw my handkerchief at hime, too ;)

Awww that’s such a lovely story! I like to believe it was Julio himself who wrote that letter. He seems like a good dude. My mom loves Julio, too - so I get it ;)

No no, I didn’t mean it like that. I meant it that I’m surprised his career has been on such a peak for such a long time. That’s rare! Really rare. And I didn’t think he’d be the one to not just be a one time wonder, but continuously pump out massive hits. So good on Enrique!

They're fucking monsters the lot of them. They sound like a bunch of macho bullies who are high on power and are living out their sick fantasies. I bet it makes all of them feel superior and righteous because they have some fucked up rules to govern their monstrous behavior. Honestly, I hope they all die. Painfully.

I used to have a huge crush on Enrique as a teen. And I’m genuinely surprised that he’s still as huge today? Like who would have thunk it, amirite?? All that said - I have seen him in concert as an adult reminiscing on long gone teenage years, and I fucking loved it. He's got charisma like no one else.

We were on the metro and these two ladies commented on how cute he was. And then they said sexy. It was weird.

Wow, America. You guys have some real problems. I have never seen a clearer case of police misjudging a situation and still no charges? I hope whoever took that decision can look in the fucking mirror. I know I wouldn't be able to.

Get the book called Expecting Better by Emily Oyster (at least I think that's her name). It saved my sanity during pregnancy and very clearly specified the risk and non risks of all the myths floating around. You won't regret it.

No it’s not just bong hitting. It’s also Molly and doing ‘lines’. And honestly - while occasional pot habit doesn’t kill anyone, people do get addicted to that shit and it can destroy people's lives. Not kill them no, but that shouldn't be the bar should it?

‘What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?’ ‘Great hair and health’. I mean just ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Let's never understand either of those things. They belong in the WTF section of history.

No that is what Netflix and chill mean. 100%.

I’m genuinely shocked. Like how has this not happened already?!?!

Please tell me that’s not true?

Oooooooh dictating text! I’m gonna have to try that. I’m a little technology challenged, but I’m sure I should be able to figure it out.

I really, really don’t get her. I mean, I know most people don’t, but I don’ even understand what’s the goal here? I mean, sorry, but the way she talks about drugs like its NBD is ridiculous - people die from this fucking shit, and if she kept talking about how much booze she drinks she’d probably be forced into rehab

One of the things I got is an iwatch. I’m really conflicted. Like I wear it, but it seems like it’s main function is to tell me when I get a whats app and help me find my phone when I lose it (a lot, to be fair). Does anyone have one? Any tips? What do you use it for mostly?