@AreWeThereYeti: *golf clap*

@Michael Diaz: You beat me to it! On behalf of Gizmodo's cigarman admiration society, thank you.

MINECRAFTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

This is brilliant.

Prepare kids, for the next four hours of my media studies workshop will be spent playing Solitaire.

The last time I confronted one of these ports, I couldn't plug my almighty Australian plug in.

@kalleboo: Our plugs are awesomesauce.

When I die I would like a tombstone detailing my 'stupid mode of death' because inevitably

On a side note, I would've loved to see Apple as a gaming platform. It's a shame then that he probably didn't share the same sentiments when he may have had the chance to shotgun Bungie first.

This takes the cake as the most awesome ragequit ever.

@Saturn666: I heard it a few years ago after Windows Vista came out. I've since long forgotten where I read it, but I recall hearing something about Windows taking on a more modern format for programs, and all existing executables to be run in some sort of classic environment, read, like the Mac OS X transition.

@elenath: Son, I am disappoint. Now go hackintosh that filthy Dell of yours away now!

If Microsoft Research and Ballmer's statement from earlier make any valid hints at what's to come: Singularity, the micro kernel, shifted interface changes and/or the end of the executable file? Microsoft, do me proud.

15 hours for $3000? Man, that's a whopping...$200 an hour!

If Joel edits his entire movie trailer to have a clock on the bottom right corner and filter it to look like it's coming from a night-vision security camera, you have the perfect Paranormal Jason Activity movie.

I looked at the photo, instantly thought of Minecraft, and lol'd.

@RutgerHauer: By the time you even think that, they'd've had this for hours.

@numo16: Mate, I spend in excess of 3 hours a day on a train and a bus, and I have copious amounts of free time. So if you think about it, Minecraft. is my life. *scared-face*

Call me conservative, but I'm strongly opposed to the end of standard mouse and keyboard + standard GUI in favor for a single modal touch-based future.

@liveinabin: Don't point it out! Now when Apple redesigns the human, and calls it the start of a new revolution in computing, you'll have nobody but yourself to blame.