That’s my good laugh for the day.

Maybe it is time to split public relations and discipline into different departments.

Exactly. To think the studio isn’t also trying to squeeze every penny it can is asinine.

Unrelated... why do I have to watch a fucking 30 second commercial to watch a 30 second clip? Every damn time I watch a new video... fucking commercial. I feel like it’s gotten worse in the last year.

Ah, to be young and racist.

I always associate the NCAA tournament with Steph Curry. That was incredible.

Excellent unexpected burn, sir.

I feel sad that something like this exists in the world and that someone spent time on accomplishing it.

I didn't get Birdman OR Grand Budapest Hotel. And I should mention I think Royal Tenenbaums is a perfect movie. I think I'm getting old.

Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

God bless you fellow Texan.

Have you read the Tartine bread books? I find Tartine Bread to be the greatest bread book of all-time and Tartine Book No. 3 to be insufferable.

Brett Favre: "I love scripts!"

Can we have a ranking of best cars by which to get hit?

Bravo, sir.

Has he not looked at pictures of Maria Shriver vs. the nanny? Elin Nordren vs. a Perkins waitress?

I kinda love Deadspin.

I'm a Texas lawyer and I have done extensive work with records laws. I know that records of child abuse investigations are confidential but that applies only to governmental entities. This isn't a unique law. I'm sure all other 49 states have something similar. I can't think of any law that would restrict AP from…

Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.

Can you spell out the Simply Ming comment for me? I know who Ming is.