The Spurs management is so cold they won't even give him a max contract. Spurs are the best.

I see it as witness intimidation. That is conduct that could be sanctionable.

Oh cool. He's licensed in Georgia, New York, and California. Three places to file a bar complaint.

Wouldn't hurt if someone filed a bar complaint on that guy and let the Florida State Bar investigate your question. Anyone can file a bar complaint on an attorney. Here's the link:

He just imagined the ball was a vagina and the ball carrier was saying "NO!"

He learned that technique watching Jameis Winston with the ladies.

This must have been a Coors Light commercial.

Anderson does do stabbings well. Pagota stabs Royal (twice) in RT. Suzy stabs a scout with lefty-scissors in MK.

I only liked the part where Willem Dafoe threw the cat out the window. Thinking about that makes me laugh.

I love the earlier Wes Anderson movies. Royal Tenenbaums is one my all-time favorites list. But I just did not get Grand Budapest Hotel. Surprised to see it anywhere on these lists.

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...or a Deadspin writer knowledgeable about hockey.

This reminds me of when the Kiwanis Club of Green Bay was torn apart because the members felt Jordy Nelson wasn't white enough.

Don't cross Jesus Christ.

Reading this I feel like David after Dentist when he says, "Is this real life?" People (1) can't actually believe this (2) be on a nationally broadcast tv show, and (3) be getting paid for this opinion.

Does anyone else look at this picture and think that Adam Schefter is working on an Apple II computer?

If college football players put poop on dollar bills as a prank, I wouldn't immediately dismiss this story as false.

"But the St. Louis Cardinals of all grace, who hath called us unto their eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you. To the St. Louis Cardinals be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen." 1 Peter 5:10, 11

African-Americans try to stay away from white people hitting black things with a stick.

I had a journalism professor say something to the effect of, "If you want to bring someone down and make a name for yourself, investigate a non-profit." That guy was right and fucked up.