[5 seconds into reading article]: “Who is sitting around playing Doom II?”

As a lawyer, you can still argue the evidence is legally insufficient to establish proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

You, sir, are wise.

This one isn’t hard. Jerry Jones is probably considered influential. Tom Brady’s 4th game out would be against the Cowboys.

All true Astros fans saw that and feared he broke his left hand... fucking again.

I thought girls didn’t poop.

Don’t be fooled. This shit is just trying to hook up with the 12-year-old blonde. His asshole hat wearing gives it all away.

Is that a Saved by the Bell dream sequence?

But, but, but, but, the Cardinals do it the right way...

Were these divers the ones interviewed for the small penis story?

When do NFL training camps start?

The slo-mo sounds like most softball moms in real speed.

You, sir, are a damn comedian. That was funny.

I wanted to come on here and say the same thing. I think he’s funny.

What happened to Cameron Crowe?

I wanted to make fun of AP’s grammar, but then I remembered that I’ve heard Jamaal Charles speak.

You are saying that because of his actions as a juvenile he can’t hold his current position.

I get what you’re saying and I don’t think we’re going to agree. I appreciate the replies though.

I want to believe that people can learn from their horrible actions as a juvenile and achieve higher than Jiffy Lube.

My background includes representing juvenile offenders in court, as well as victims of child abuse. I generally don’t have a problem with anything TK said. The juvenile system allows for the possibility of rehabilitation, which is a drastic difference from the day you hit the age of adulthood, which in Texas is 17.