My marriage advice after almost a decade: you don’t have to always LIKE the same shit, but you should HATE the same shit.

The boy provides a much needed balance. My girls and wife like to gang up on me. And raid my closet. They obviously hate me. But they are my earth, moon and stars. 

Living with Molly would be similar to living with Daniel. Dro would still be coming in and out and Issa would hear Molly and Dro getting it in instead of Daniel and whoever.

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

One of my aunts actually got a crocheted quilt from her aunt when she got married. It was elaborate and gorgeous a California king it took a year to make. My aunt kept it on her bed year round she always made her bed and put it on because she loved it so much. The house that my aunt lived in got robbed a few years…

It’s enraging that they’re using this analogy to defend Cosby, but it just brings to mind another despicable man in power who used the specter of “lynching” to guilt people into supporting him and overlooking his very real crimes against women: