yeah, don’t shop in a store. good take, guy.

hey, you’re recommending fast food! shocker! this site is a joke

you seem fun

yes, all of them are

you really just learned about the existence of a smoke ring today?

kind of playing loose with the meaning of “everything” aren’t we?

other people’s food preferences are something you consider sad? jesus christ

you did a newswire post on your own story?

the lead story on this website is about sauce at a franchise that doesn’t exist in 28 of 50 states? good god

pretty sure he’s talking about the trader vic’s in london, since it’s, you know, the name of the song

hey, any chance we can go a day without a taco bell story? seriously, write about food, not crap that is horrible for you.

this is just garbage. it’s so dumb i can’t even wrap my head around it. this is what you think a food website should be writing about?

christ, the bar for what passes as journalism has never been lower. write about food.

i really wish you would go back to writing about food that isn’t garbage. you’re not even writing about junk food. you’re writing about other people writing about junk food. i mean, at least it’s not another taco bell post. used to be such an interesting site.

is this even a sentence? “Now, you might be thinking, what does the guy who wrote the line “how the hell d’you get the beans above the frank” know about beer, well, not much.” jesus, man, worry less about snark and maybe a little more about coherence.

how come every dumb parent in these videos is an old white person? also, “the bigger ones are a little bigger.” thanks. that helps

nice dangler in the lede. maybe hire some editors, guys.

god, the snark on this site is ridiculous. i have no strong feelings about marcus mumford one way or the other, but at least he does something other than, what, rewrite other people’s reporting? at least this one isn’t a slide show.

i remember the good old days when this site wrote about things other than fast food crap. here’s the front page now: this abomination. 7-11 “royalty.” nathan’s famous hot dog contest. nutter butters. krispy kreme ice cream. popeyes side dishes. taco bell snack foods. etc. etc.

this certainly is... something.