can’t wait for the “Two Things You Need on Your Next Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” slideshow

“At The Takeout, we aim to write with endearment, and without pretense, snark, or self- importance.” bullshit. you’re all about snark, but it’s not successfully snarky.

do you guys understand that fast food is horrible for you? stop encouraging people to eat it. this used to be a site about cooking. now it’s a site about eating processed shit that is horrible for your body. good work! and your so-called “comedians” aren’t funny. just shut this down. FFS

38% is a plurality, not a majority.

a thought: why don’t you interview brian cox? instead of just rehashing someone else’s work? you know, journalism!

good job reading a CNBC story with actual reporting and then writing a book report! good journalisming!!

a restaurant that no one has heard of has dropped 8 spots in some ranking that means nothing “in just one year”!!! this is news!!!

hard to take someone seriously when they can’t spell “in fact” properly.

i like it that way. and i have money, so screw you, kiddo.

then do us both a favor and stay home, because you seem insufferable.

it’s “plum role.” she’s not fixing a toilet.

cut him some slack. he got John right. (that tricky “H or no-H” dilemma....)

papa john’s sauce and doritos powder. yeah, let’s encourage interesting and healthy eating. this site is an absolute joke.

this is a new low. 

i love how we’re supposed to accept that the opinion of @Slaaayfabe, who has all of 18 followers, speaks to what all people are thinking. great site, guys

you do understand that the mozzarella sticks are not the defendant and therefore aren’t being sued, right? the company that makes them is being sued. but hey, journalismism!

i love how someone who writes about eating fast food for a living is looking down their nose at “sports fans.” your site is an abomination. give me more slide shows about jimmy johns!!!! 

his name is hines

“proponing”?

it’s spelled Tompkins