i remember when people on this site wrote about cooking. apparently that’s a thing of the past. so please help me with the following:

because it’s possible for people from one culture to appreciate things from another culture. 

“taco night at your white friend’s house.” yeah, white people can’t master salsa. this site gets more and more garbage by the day. also, maybe fix the typos, you hack. “This medium salsas avoids...” good stuff.

that’s wendell pierce on the left. whatever, tho.

why is 75% of the content on this site fast food-related? it’s just a weird pivot for a site that used to have recipes and interesting stuff about cooking. now it’s just denny’s, mcdonald’s, arby’s and subway all the time. sigh.

this is just terrible. nice heds within the story tho, you nerd. if you want to wear a tie, wear a tie. do not listen to stephen johnson. tell me more how to live y life, steve!! you’re clearly a smart guy.

“from, like, 2015" seriously, why the snark in every single post? i come here once in a while and leave after three minutes and i’m just exhausted. i don’t know if you’re under orders to try to be what deadspin used to be (no access, lots of attitude) but it’s not working. get a job covering something you don’t hate

i remember when this site was about food. those were the days. thanks for the unwanted advice, tho. i was looking to be told how to live my life by a guy on a website. 

i love how it’s, “oh, how droll!” followed by a horribly failed attempt at drollness. if you hate everything about pop culture so much, why don’t you get a job that doesn’t entail writing about it every day. white talk show hosts suck! OK! you know what else sucks? who ever line edits this site. (it’s April Fools’.) yo…

you got the first syllable almost right.

i’m sure you’re under orders to do it, but those headlines within the stories are so stupid that i’m never coming back to this site or any of the other G/O sites. it was a good run, but this stuff is insultingly unreadable.

any chance you just stop with the What Does a Crappy Headline For No Good Reason Look Like? stuff?

commercials are news now?

“an European.” good one.

i genuinely don’t understand why 95% of the stories on this site are just people talking—in ways that aren’t nearly as clever as they think—about stuff they hate. it is fucking insufferable and it makes coming here painful, which is why i do it like once a week, which i think is one time too many. have fun!