I hope my superpower will be the ability to enact revenge while making it seem like a gift.

My husband and I rent a two bed/two bath house. Honestly the two bathrooms were the biggest luxury pre-pandemic. It’s ruined us, we never want to share a bathroom ever again. But we realized how seriously lucky we are to have a guestroom when we both started working from home. We already had a small office nook that…

What’s Jason Whitlock’s power gonna be?

- So does Kanye’s hat get powers on 12/21, or does he?

The problem with this is that it’s subtractive, kind of like saying we can end childhood hunger if we kill half the starving children, we’ll be able to feed the other half. And completely unnecessary with a vaccine anyway, which is the other way to achieve herd immunity, which takes time, but doesn’t kill half of…

Nope. Smallpox did not wipe itself at. Polio did not wipe itself out. Keep in mind that we’re making new humans all the time, thus giving diseases new breeding grounds.

You DO NOT achieve ‘herd immunity’ by spreading disease. You only spread disease.

Oh herd immunity can absolutely happen without a vaccine. The cost is just insanely high. Just some basic numbers:

If the idea of Black people having some kind of genetic disposition that gives them the ability to control everyone else sounds the least bit preposterous...

I don’t know any of the people involved, but my guess is these women might rest easier in peace if we all got a little more outraged at a system that allows this person get a four-month prison sentence (“rough” or otherwise) and now have to cope with some sadness.

To each his own.  I want to make stories like this not…

His alleged investigation was backward from the start – first alleging a crime had occurred and then trying to prove it happened

The aggressive white male with the gun is always the victim and never responsible for his own actions. - ‘Merica.

Once again, The Biggest Loser has fucked his own damn self. Those people in Palm Beach HAAAAAATE him! He has tried to outmaneuver every rule and zone and law, and folk there are just sick of him. Oh, and the traffic and nonsense that follows him is hated even more.

It will never cease to irritate me that people who are actually trying to do good for others, have to dumb it down to a five word slogan just to get the support of people who just cannot manage to vote in their own best interest. #ImSoDone #HumanityIsHopeless

I still refuse to believe that a Madison Cawthorne is an actual live human being that got elected to something and not a line of overpriced sectional couches from Restoration Hardware.

I will never understand how a “Madison Cawthorn” is an elected official and not a power bottom on pornhub.

...and don’t forget “Brockmire’s” Cleveland Colonizers.

To Twitter guy Earl:

I remember being in Paris decades ago with my family and we went to climb all the steps is in some landmark, but my dad didn’t. When we got down he had bought roasted chestnuts, which I had never had.

the actual aim is to defund the police.

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.