His alleged investigation was backward from the start – first alleging a crime had occurred and then trying to prove it happened

The aggressive white male with the gun is always the victim and never responsible for his own actions. - ‘Merica.

...and don’t forget “Brockmire’s” Cleveland Colonizers.

To Twitter guy Earl:

and unable to handle “hot-tempered” LaBeouf’s method acting.

I remember being in Paris decades ago with my family and we went to climb all the steps is in some landmark, but my dad didn’t. When we got down he had bought roasted chestnuts, which I had never had.

I would die happy.

To be dragged by The Warwick is to achieve all earthly glories.

Reading some of the things where Trump and his cult seem to be insisting that it’s in the Constitution that we all know who the president elect is by midnight on Election Day makes my brain hurt. They didn’t have TV or the internet back in 1789, they didn’t even have stupid telegrams! They all had to wait for their…

the actual aim is to defund the police.

I’m going to tweet @ her with a link to this post so you can get it, missy 

Theory: She sheds are the natural response to the “open concept” house everyone thought they wanted but quickly learned meant “No place at all to get away to”.

“It effectively abolishes critical workplace protections......in the name of protecting “religious liberty.”

Casinos are basically licenses to print money if you meet the health codes and cooperate with the gaming commissions.

Counterpoint: a real president would have told his team to figure out distribution locations, cubic feet of freezer space needed, and started building a distribution system back in summer. Because if you don’t use Pfizer’s vaccine you can just set the freezers a bit warmer to stash your other vaccines.

So VMI is closing down?

Dunnottar Castle in Scotland has a room called “The Whig’s Vault” which measures 52' x 15'. In 1685, 167 men and women were imprisoned there for 9 weeks without sanitation.

I stumbled across this one and love it:

I gave out a bonus point each time someone corrected my spelling, which is admittedly terrifyingly bad, and hopefully proved by example that perfection wasn’t the point of writing, effectively advocating for one’s own ideas is. Also, Hawthorne himself didn’t even spell it Hawthorne until he graduated college, so I’m…

I spend a lot of time in class getting my non-native speaker students up to speed on the books they’re assigned. Part of that is explaining the whole, “This book was written before women had the vote so that’s why the wife keeps fainting” thing. As well as getting them to understand how the protagonist developed.