Black woman-city dweller here. I have three layers of window coverings and I love natural daylight. I also have 6‘ and 10' windows. I keep blinds on the mid-point of the windows to the sill. They are cheap and let all the light through without being see through. I have heavy sheers over the blinds, for when i wast to…

Heading there now!

Can we start giving articles stars? 38J here and all my bras cost at least 60 bucks.

If you don’t go down... get the fuck out of town!

I am with you. Unfortunately most of the men I’ve been involved with have made Vienna sausage look big. Great tongue game though. I would love to find the total package. That would be awesome.

Give me an ass eatin’ kinky muthafukka and I don’t care watcha packin’

I just hired an IT guy. He comes to my office in the late afternoon to apologize for putting his hand on my back. I was like....what???? I didn’t even notice or remember. He proceeds to say “in today’s atmosphere”. I proceeded to give him a lecture on inappropriate touching.

After 10 am those mcmuffins are made to order. Will I hold up the drive thru 20 minutes for this warm deliciousness? . . .

This is the funniest thing I have read. This appealed to my inner 14 year old boy!

Every McDonalds I have been to has had super dried out burgers and cold limp fries. The hot fudge sundaes and the sausage egg and cheese mcMuffin are the bomb diggity. Giggity!

Sean Spicer?

 I hear you 

I hate when people say white people don’t have a culture. They do, it is just taken for granted. White culture is the norm. It is everything we see, hear, do, and say. White culture is the expected pronunciation and intonation of speech. It it is the standard of beauty by which we are judged. It is the blue suit you…

That is only the response when the gun owner is white. When the gun owner is black, charges result. That, is a sad state of affairs.

He has titties though....

Fight me.

I don’t care what any of y’all say. Give me Chiwetel Ejiofor or Jeffrey Wright and I’ll show you a hot flash that goes on for days. I’m older and Jeffrey in his underwear in Westworld had me dry cleaning my upholstery.

A black person can’t even jaywalk without being arrested but a white guy...

I am screaming and crying

So the evangelicals were calling President Obama the anti-christ but the Molassas muthafurher owns 666 park avenue and he is the prophet of god??? Somebody help me here!