I hear you 

I hate when people say white people don’t have a culture. They do, it is just taken for granted. White culture is the norm. It is everything we see, hear, do, and say. White culture is the expected pronunciation and intonation of speech. It it is the standard of beauty by which we are judged. It is the blue suit you…

That is only the response when the gun owner is white. When the gun owner is black, charges result. That, is a sad state of affairs.

He has titties though....

Fight me.

I don’t care what any of y’all say. Give me Chiwetel Ejiofor or Jeffrey Wright and I’ll show you a hot flash that goes on for days. I’m older and Jeffrey in his underwear in Westworld had me dry cleaning my upholstery.

A black person can’t even jaywalk without being arrested but a white guy...

I am screaming and crying

So the evangelicals were calling President Obama the anti-christ but the Molassas muthafurher owns 666 park avenue and he is the prophet of god??? Somebody help me here!

It gets worse. I told a friend (in another state) about it immediately after and she told me that what happened wasn’t rape. I never reported the crime. I just shut down after that. This is the first time I acknowledged this happened.

I had just moved to Chicago and had no friends. I met a woman who lived in my apartment complex was friends with two guys who shared an apartment. One night she invites me to go with her to their apartment (in the same building as my apartment). We were drinking and unbeknownst to me one of the guys kept making my…

I read about this on Huffpo and they didn’t run his picture. When that happened, I knew he was white.

I now hate the smell of febreez just because of this. The bathroom always smells like shit and febreez. Jesus, just crack a window.

I have clockwork bowels. 10 am and its shittin time. I had a male colleague who also had regular 10 am movements. We always raced for the good location single user bathroom.

He will now receive lots of recruitment materials from various police departments.

I mostly live by the broke rules. But, like any rules, they were made to be broken. Randomly and without consistency. Craig’s list and ReStore are my besties. But I will be damned if I don’t pay something spectacular for a trifflin’ little something.

You get a star just for your user name.

Yeah, I have been known to recycle dick pics to dick pic senders so they can see what the competition is.

I fucking hate the seemingly nice guys who then call you and want to masturbate while you are on the phone. What the hell?!

Goddamn Roo you bring it every time! <3