Well lets just use your logic for every 1 justifiable shooting there are 38 people dead via murder accidental shooting or suicide. 50% of all suicides are done with the owner’s gun of those 7 in 10 are male. How is that for your .013% fact?

Yeah I’m a terrible person, I hate trauma victims. That was my point thanks for getting it. As a kid, it was great when people said my younger sibling died because God needed him. I’m not mad at trauma victims, I’m mad at religious bullshit.

This is good parenting! Just think of all the things I could have accomplished when I was a kid if my lazy ass parents would have done the chewing for me! I could have been learning to play an instrument or something, but no, I had to sit there masticating like some kind of asshole!

According to my privately commissioned and unpublished survey results, 0% of people that are me are interested in either a Christian-themed fun park or a rodent-themed fun park, and 100% of those same people are interested in a gin-themed Netflix-driven weekend at home.

Its OK, time will work its magic on her vile little ass.

These women are like saints. Because that’s the kind of strength and purity of spirit that doing something like takes. Herculean strength. I am so, so proud of them and I’d give anything to be like them. They are the fiercest, strongest, most triumphant warriors on this planet.

These women - Lili Bernard, Jewel Allison - they are fucking warriors. They are the ones we need to teach our sons and daughters about. The courage, compassion, strength and LOVE of these women in the face of such disgusting injustice and disrespect will be something I’ll never forget.

I’m glad someone said this. I knew Steven Speilberg directed TCP, but I still forget because of the strong representation of black people. Look, I’ll be the first black person to call out erasure, appropriation, tokenism, etc., but this ain’t erasure (what Twitter is calling it). She was trying to make the point that…

It’s not like it invalidates her point. “Oh, there was that one movie. Okay, nevermind.”

I think it’s a great thing that The Color Purple is more closely associated with the black actors than the white director.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

I am not going to lie. I just had a bag of them from the vending machine here at work and they were placed on fingertips then eaten.

I think Rod Blagojevich had a higher approval rating when he was impeached than Christie has right now.

I’m glad I’m not the only person who was like “yeah yeah historic queer woman candidate victory, but what about her hair though?”

I spent five minutes looking at her hair before I even started reading the article.

I’ve been following her race and so glad to see she won. Hopefully she wins in the general election too. My only question is what the hell does she use on her hair to make it so long and shiny? I’ve been seeing picture of her for weeks now and all I can think is omg her hair. My hair turned to complete garbage after…

super nice, except for that whole fascist apologist thing

The thought of having one today makes my pancreas want to slither out of my ass and shrivel in the summer sun.

That’s funny because Hot’N’Ready is what I call my shits after I eat their pizza. I feel like Little Caesar too with my stabbing back pain as I try and forcibly repel the angry barbarian horde of a shit out of my asshole.