Pleased to meet you. I am the Reprehensible Squeee!

Preach.

It’s Karl. Begins with a K(KK)

Is his uncle really named Gabe Gup? That’s some hardcore Alabama shit right there!

You don’t know how to turn things around? I do. We need to stop running male candidates until men finally figure out that sexual harassment/ assault is always wrong, period.

Oh dear God, Al.com is the worst. I feel like I need to scrub myself with steel wool if I read the comments!

I live in Birmingham. This is a progressive city with some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. The rest of the state, with the exception of Huntsville and possibly Mobile, can fuck off and die. I never venture into the hinterlands, because they scare me shitless, but I will say that I have not seen a single sign or…

I can’t stand her voice either, but I had to laugh when she was on Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Zorak told her she sounded like she needed a lozenge!

You make your daughter hang her jeans instead of folding/ wadding them in a ball and tossing them on the floor? Monster!

There is not a chance in hell that Mr. Rogers was a perv, relax! I knew him slightly and he was as lovely in person as you’d imagine him to be. His wife was very nice too, and they were obviously devoted to each other.

I made mine. It smells great!

Don’t speak that way to the Goddess.

Top row to the right. Says LIE. Megyn Kelly is a liar. Even her clothes say so.

Jesus Christ, never read the comments at AL.com. There isn’t enough brain bleach in the world!

Thank you from Birmingham!

I’m just shocked his name isn’t Trey.

She is so freaking smug. And fake sweet. Sickening.

Which part? His...finger? I crack myself up!

Me too. I love Birmingham, but with the exception of Huntsville, and possibly Mobile, the rest of the state can die in a fire and I wouldn’t miss it. My hope is that enough Republicans will write in Luther, or just stay home, and Doug can squeak in.

I remember this! The human trafficking stuff would probably go right over the heads of most kids, but maybe you should ask her mom? It really is beautiful, and it’s Judy Garland!