Yup that was a drone joke flying right over your head.

RIP Shannon Hoon.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I didn’t see one dick kicking highlight from those clips. Did Draymond not play or something?

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

As a Yankees fan that lives in Boston, I have to say this is a fun Red Sox team to watch.

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Title Nein

I’m striving for a shoe at a sitting republican president.

That’s weird, every time I pick the Browns I just get a “Game Over” screen.

Say that in a really whiny, nasal voice and then follow it up with a Teen Wolf reference, would you?

I’ve always thought “Most Valuable” and “best” was a pretty key linguistic choice for the award. It’s a little ephemeral. Trout currently leads the majors with 9.9 WAR which is probably the best measurement for value we have, but Betts isn’t far off with 8.7 (I think), and those 8.7 are for a probable playoff team…

The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

Good news! I hear you can get a whole mess of money if that gets shared on Gawke-

Exactly how I described my post-senior prom hookup failure.

It doesn't hurt to try. Any time I can discuss a serious topic with someone who disagrees with me and avoid name-calling, I try for a little while.

Right now I’m imagining a world where people just accept a young man’s attempt at empathising without ripping him to shreds over semantics. You're the worst.

These are the kind of plays that will really endear Ronaldo to the American audience in a couple of years.