As a big Stephen Curry fan I must say that this was the 248th most impressive thing I’ve ever seen him do.

As an Edmonton Eskimos fan, I’d like to thank the NFL for its ridiculous racism. We couldn’t have won 5 consecutive Grey Cups without Warren Moon, and he’d have never worn the Green and Gold for that long if not for a league full of backwards hicks.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

When he dunks, does he yell out “THESE ARE MY READERS!!!!!”?

I like to think of this as a piece of performance art, called “The Inside Of Your Dad’s Brain.”