But this bear’s not gay. He’s bi. Bi-polar.

Bears in the snow during playoff season? Surely you jest.

Coach Ratface vanished in the middle of the 1994-95 season for “health reasons.” Grayson Allen was born exactly nine months later in October 1995. #makesyouthink

“Glad to see the establishment more tolerant of tripping.”

Always Wonder truthers!

I guess there won’t be justice on this issue until Grayson Allen starts dating Matt Barnes’ ex-wife.

I saw Amniotic Band Syndrome open for Quicksilver Messenger Service at the Avalon.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

I’m for whatever theory gets the old white sports guy’s panties in the tightest twist

Yeah, but then we get into the big debate of which armband is he going to wear on his plaque.

I certainly felt better about America when the Yankees lost that series in soul-crushing fashion.

He’s a Hall of Fame twatwaffle. Is that good enough?

I had composed a lengthy, erudite excoriation of Briles, who is in short, a shitbag. But that’s too good for him. Instead, here’s a gif that sums up how I feel about both Briles and Baylor.

I googled your question and now I’m on a list at work, man. Thanks for the nsfw warning.

Selig’s plaque needs to be looking the other way.

Why is it OK that 1% of the comments is going to get 95% of the stars?!?! OCCUPY KINJA!

For posterity, as there is a chance this may not last:

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”