Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.
This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.
Boof Bonser is still waiting for his call.
It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.
Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.
Dear Baseball Gods-
I don’t know if it was scrambled but from the look on his face after the game it definitely wasn’t sunny side up.
Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.
That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.
Anyone can fill up the stat sheet when they take three days off and just hang around. Let me see what he can do in a back-to-back.
Nailed it.
Maybe they’re working out the kinks of their hot-takery to be ready to roll when NFL training camps open and they can devote 32 minutes to the latest on RG3 from Browns camp. I’d rather watch NRA truther videos.
Here’s a take: what kind of moron picks mid-June as the launch date for an hourlong “hot sprots taeks” television show? That’s like releasing a new video game console on February 1st.
On Monday’s premiere, the takes weren’t hot.
I’m glad this is set to premier in the deadest most boring part of the sports calendar.
When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?
You know what else won’t be suspended for Game 4? Adams’ sack. That thing is going to be sucked up tight in some sort of protective gear.
Adam Silver: Ah, Steven, we’re just