“Boy, he sure put that in the baseball ring.”

He’s even hitting from the short tees and coming up short? Wow.

Here’s a pic of tournament play at the 10th at Congressional. Come to think of it, Tiger could even be hitting from the drop location.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

This is better:

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

George W. Bush wanted people to forget about the two wars in the Middle East he dragged us into

Still better than First Take.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Now that people have finally accepted the dangers of playing football in the NFL, I wonder if they’ll start doing similar studies on college and high school students, including those who play but don’t go professional. It’s entirely possible that the things we see in NFL players are contributed to by brain trauma…

A recent FanDuel promo code will hopefully be prophetic

I appreciate Deadspin’s efforts on this front b/c it’s pretty embarrassing to employ reporters and have absolutely zero journalistic integrity.