French toast is bread that has been dipped/soaked in an eggwash, then fried. I do use bacon drippings to keep it from sticking though.

You left the paper separating the cheese slices from on another, correct?

you're already properly fucked out of the gate.

Something tells me that there are sleazy chemistry teachers recruiting students, just not for academic reasons. Probably in the Cincinnati suburbs.

Renewable energy. I like it

To be fair it appears that they have a fire extinguisher handy there for safety.

Where does one even purchase jorts that look like this? Asking for a friend.

You sign one multi-million dollar deal after having driven a client around in this thing and it's payed for itself. Then go do a few more deals using it to impress clients about how much you care about them. It pays for itself.

Gentlemen. Wear a cummerbund.

And this is why turkey for Christmas dinner has been ruled out forever. Everyone agrees that turkey for a big-time family dinner is the lowest of the low (if anyone disagrees, compare the amount of plate real-estate that turkey gets compared to sides on Thanksgiving day to the amount of plate real-estate that Prime…

Probalby as much as buying a 4 rib standing-rib roast and cooking it yourself. At which point you could just cut yourself a 3" thick bone-in piece and make sammiches out of the rest. Much more economical.

You can't even cut it properly with the bone in. Unless you want a 2-3 inch thick slice. Maybe this lady knows what she's doing, afterall.

To be fair ,the rumor is that the Who-Dey comes from this particularly nasty (but comparatively delicious if you are having a nasty-cheap beer contest with friends, which I recommend). Apparently the fans back in the '70s would shout "HUDY", requesting this foul but-at-the-same-time-not-so-bad beer and, well, bob's…

I was going to post that that pussy looks hot.

Or brazil nuts for god's sake. Those bastards are near impossible to open, but so tasty.

As a wearer od many types of men's underwears I'll chime in here:

The worst part was that my sister asked me to sort it out. My response:

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DONT WEAR SWIMSUITS TO PLACES WHERE THERE'S NO ACCESS TO WATER.

I've got a much better trick than that. I wear square leg swimmies, and just wear normal shorts over top of them. Then when I'ts time to get wet, I just drop trou (the concerned looks at this point are awesome) and start swimming. This way, I am aware that everyone can always see the outline of my package, so no need…