I KNEW IT!!!!

Mine is like a beer can. Period.

Calendar reform? Off to google!!

Let me tell you about cream cheese on a bagel, drizzled with strawberry jam and a few dashes of tobasco. get your day started right.

How about a future where there are nothing but corporate box seats. Maybe stadiums of the future will be reasonable affairs, attended by only the wealthy, financed affordably by the owners and not the taxpayers who can't even afford to show up and buy a $9 beer.

Is it more weird or sad that this one makes me happy to be a Browns fan?

+1 specimen cup

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID RULES, KITTY BIOLOGISTS!

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Big cats cant purr?

I rarely ise opera anymore, but fuck me if I don't LOVE the nested tabs.

Spicy/Jalapeno Baconator? Man that thing was good. To be fair the Angry Whopper was a damned fine burger as well.

No one wants a gross veggie-burger vs. some other gross veggie-burger smackdown. Everyone in the world besides you likes meat. You are a bad person.

You think a cop that has no problem murdering an unarmed child would have treated him respectfully and peacefully if he immediately followed the illegal order?

Best of luck with that.

but can you put it up your butt?

You wrap wire nuts with them. This is a belt-n-suspenders thing.

I see a guy that regularly rides south on Mad River during the morning commute. I swear he has a death wish.

This is the kind of attitude that makes people hate cyclists.

I'm the weirdo in the party who doesn't care for steak and always orders chicken, seafood, or a hamburger some garbage