You sound like a blast at parties.

To be fair, there's not a lot that doesn't make me want to drink scotch.

it's PM Yellow to be accurate.

My mother made me clean the toilet as a lad. At home I always sit to piss. Valuable lesson for those raising boys.

Somietimes there is no way do use a paper towel to open it (damn you air dryers) so I try to grab the part of the handle that is least likely to be touched. I still always feel like I'm going to get syphilis of the hand.

douche? wouldn't it be enema?

Black-out drunk as opposed to passed-out drunk. There is a distinction. Black-out means that you are so drunk you won't be able to remember what you were doing while you were drunk. I have definitely been in a situation where my SO has asked 'did we fuck last night?' after getting what could only be described as very…

That's what I was thinking, but frankly it's not fooling anyone. At all.

If I die from eating cheese, I'm pretty sure it will be worth it.

Behind the times for prototypes.

Interesting you should mention salt. My understanding in that NaCl is an important factor in nervous system function and body temperature regulation, hence the old timey salt pills they used to pass around at steel mills, football practices etc. I don't know what the science is behind it, but when I'm working in the…

Stop the presses ..... Comments sections on the internet are ridiculous and terrible? And full of uneecessarily judgemental incompetents?

Really? One step from molestation? I guess I molested both my friend and his fiancee when I surprised them with this at their little bachelor/bachelorette party last weekend...

I agree to a point, but a blender? The aunt should have ponied up a bit of cash and taken her shopping at the local fake weiner shop.

I feed my guy on one of two stainless steel dishes atop a regular plate. He always gets wet food, that greedy little devil.

why not?

Yeah fuck those brats

HA! Try R-E-A-U-S-C-H-A-M-B-E-A-U-X, sucker!!!

Into a crossfit gym?

Is that a quadruple windsor?