Well, if it's any comfort, know that she died like a champion: out in the wild, her home away from home. The home she didnt have to make mourn over her after she departed this mortal coil for that great catnip field/flightless bird sanctuary in the sky.

Old cats never die, they just fade away.

I think it's called a fob. The chain is connected to the shirt-studs, because in the time before sewn on buttons you used cuff-link looking studs to close your shirt, so in old-timey days, you attached your chain to that stud and bob's your uncle.

Someone noted Kanye following 'THE RULES' of white tie, but breaking the by not wearing a tie at all.

Strong Taek.

Standard, delusional browns fan. Go Browns.

Speaking of gauche, is that a gold watch chain?

no.

well at least our QB isn't a rapist

For once as a Browns fan, I can't lose :|

You are my hero

+1 dammit

Poop jokes are the best.

As a Browns fan, I am (hopelessly, endlessly, ridiculously) optimistic that this is going to be great.

Hmmmmm.... also ditch the pocket square in favor of a white boutonniere to match that flower in her hair. Now that would be both subtle and clever. Subtle and clever is the best way to personalize at a white tie event, nothing gauche and transparent like a color matched cummerbund.

Oh and since I can't edit my reply, I think he looks great, I was kind of riffing on all the critical shit women folks say about celeb-ladies on red carpets and such. I also assumed that the ALL CAPS would be understood as a joke (I spend too much time on deadspin, I'll admit) because clearly this isn't a rental, the…

I read 2rd as 'turd', which is fitting.

That black waistcoat .....