Waistcoat too long, shirtsleeves too short, jacket sleeves too long. Needs more pocket watch.

We'll agree to disagree on the waistcoat. Jacket sleeves should be a bit shorter, or the shirtsleeves longer; I'm sure we can agree on.

Waistcoat below the tailcoat. DID HE RENT THIS ????

No boutonnierre? How gauche.

+1 for proper use of the word affectation

???

"rat" as in 'gym rat':

As a lifelong Browns fan, I'm not even sure if I want them do better, If only for the jokes on Deadspin.

I love me some GLBC and I love me some bitter. But then again I'm a Browns fan.

I've read all the comments here and on the various other Gawker articles (as well as others) and not one person has mentioned the first thing I thought when I saw the photograph of her bruised booby:

Enema? Though enemas are used by men and women both, while douches are only used by ladies. Hmmm.

I saw two people straight up butt-naked getting it on on a huge rock in the middle of a river. I was on top of a nearby cliff, and no one would have seen them except from that one place.

I just pooped.

Tell that to the shovel.

"How is women becoming powerful taking something away from men? "

Everyone does :)

I love brazil nuts!

The sky is blue.

I don't even watch NASCAR unless I feel like a nap on a Sunday afternoon :)

By "more" do you mean just as many? Meaning zero? And how do you square the fact the he came in 5th overall in points to her 27th (she scored less than a third of the points DEjr did)?