Heh. When I was 10 or so, I heard the old 'fried chicken and watermelon' thing and seriously didn't get it. At our big (white) Fourth of July family reunions in rural Indiana, fried chicken and watermelon was always on the menu, and my favorite part of the day (excluding the fireworks, God bless Indiana and it's…

The fact that this comment is in the gray is a fucking travesty.

I love going to the ballpark to see a baseball game, even the local semi-pro team. Because of all the things you said: sunshine, overpriced beer, and doing my best to make my friends feel bad. Actually now that I think of it, the last 4-5 times I've been to a game was when I somehow snaked free passes to the corporate…

Can't believe this is grey, here's some help :)

Maybe unwanted extra weight if they track it?

I like how he mentioned the Cleveland Browns twice. So appropriate.

Can we, instead, talk about the people who hold their knife and fork like fucking neanderthals? Holding them in each hand straight downwards (away from the thumb) like a four year old who has no hand-eye coordination. I know a nice, pretty, relatively intelligent girl who hold her utensils like this and each time I…

Don't you dare stop

BOO! Imma google it.

You deserve many more stars for this. I will do what I can, I am sorry.

What?

I guess I understand what they were trying to do here, style wise, I just don't think any of it was a good idea.

'Much too well built'

Two of my best friends in high school drove these two cars. The New Yorker in that exact color even.

STRONG TAEK

And the sky is blue.

That's really not fair, Tommy had some redeeming qualities.

Shop around a LOT. My dad got a fence priced at 1/2 of what the average bid he received. He had about 10 bids put in. Also if you are willing to be flexible on the time-frame that helps a lot, as they can only really install it when the weather is nice and when the weather is nice they are trying to get 2-3 large jobs…

inertia?

Whenever there's an older person blocking up the aisle in the grocery store, I feel a simmering urge to give them a flying elbow to their c7 vertebrae, Macho Man Randy Savage style, and then screaming "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" over their convulsing body.