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No one has answered my question yet: WHY was a 50-pound dog in this woman’s LAP on a damn plane!? I mean, that’s like having a 5-year-old in your lap! Who wants to sit NEXT to something that big as small as plane seats are? And if she was THAT tense, get in the damn car!

I have a service cobra I’m going to take with me on my next plane trip.

Don’t worry- I’m on UK time anyway! Like I say. I’ve had the heebie jeebies about this story for a while. As I’ve said elsewhere though, depressingly, I suspect it isn’t a troll. Just someone who can’t handle parenting a clearly disturbed teenager.

True. I misread that. Kind of curious why then they would even allow it on board? Sounds like they need to either decide they are going to treat them like service animals or not. Not that I know exactly what the airline rules are for true service animals.

Sorry, I meant that he owned every second of the time he was on the screen, not the entire movie. That was a group effort in awesomeness.

My favorite Tom Cruise role in years is still Tropic Thunder. First time I watched it, I didn’t even realize it was Tom Cruise until I saw his name in the credits.

I’m still waiting for a Les Grossman spinoff from Tropic Thunder. Cruise was in the film for five minutes and owned every second of it.

We’ve had this discussion before. Nobody cared then and nobody cares now.

My new favorite Tom Cruise anecdote is that Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise’s 97 interview with Letterman interview. “He was aggressively likable but had dead eyes.”

Even though you just explained how the Mummy ended up in Iraq Cheryl, it’s still very very very very fucking stupid.

Crush up a ton of chips and use them to “salt” the rim of a stemless bordeaux glass, then fill it with onion dip and enjoy the entire thing alone on the couch under a Slanket while you marathon Always Sunny and ironically judge them for the decisions they make

edit: that puffy bubble chip in the header is my new best

*ahem* Wrong city of obnoxious sports fans: 

I’ve never heard it called that in my life, and I’ve here for years. It’s a Pittsburgh left.

I read this article yesterday afternoon, went home and held my fussy baby as I cooked dinner for the family, all the while fuming about these types of B.S. articles and books that delusional people think give off good advice. Immerse yourself into the real world, Ms. Anderson.

Before deciding to have a baby BOTH members of the couple need to take a hard look at themselves and their spouses. A narcissistic, lazy or clueless person isn’t going to magically change the day the baby is born.

Though honestly, if your husband had time to nap and do hobbies and crack open beers with his friends and you didn’t, then things were still not fair. My husband does things that I don’t do and vice versa but one of our ongoing arguments is that he carves out WAY more time for himself than I do, at the expense of (in

So uh, there is an important thing to note here: some people are poorly matched, and while kids may expose that more glaringly, kids are not, in fact, responsible for choices adults make. So when I married a guy I very incorrectly thought might grow out of some of the things that later came to drive me nuts, the

Nice book title. So inclusive. It probably hammers home even more to some men that, “Yes, my wife is the problem here. Even this author agrees with me. That book is clearly for her. I will carry on forthwith to the garage.”

attachment parenting versus arming children with machetes

Dunn and her husband went to couples therapy—and even consulted with an FBI crisis negotiator