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SchnauzerPants
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The fine line between “Fuck Yeah!” and “Fuck You!”.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

Hot damn

Even if they do read, they’re definitely not picking up a book by a woman author.

It’s so weird that Tim Robbins came out of that relationship looking like the more rational of the two. Tim Mother Fucking Robbins.

SUSAN:

Would love to see a Hillary sketch similar to the one where Obama had an anger translator.

I only clicked this because of the pic of biscuits & sausage gravy btw. So file that away for your metrics.

You know, you can write “fucking” on the internet.

THANK YOU.

I find it ironic that so many people in this discussion are (1) people who learned absolutely nothing about sex in Catholic school and (2) people who learned ALL the details about fertility and conception in Catholic NFP programs.

You’re doing god’s work. Women need to stand together now more than ever and this is a great article.

You’re not getting it.

LOL. If a republican doesn’t have his head up his ass, then he’s neck-deep in your vagina.

Are you kidding?? This is the best its ever been! The fact that a magic abortion pill even exists would have sent a desperate woman 40 years ago to her knees in joyful tears.

What does the clap have to do with this?? : )

Pray that weed is the next thing to magically appear?

Jesus is what got us into this dark world where women have to rely on instructions from other women instead of from a licensed doctor.

My question is obvious: how is babby formed?

I always suggest calling first.