schnauzerpants
SchnauzerPants
schnauzerpants

Uh, the dots are still there and you can dismiss and flag. Just move your cursor over to where the dots should be and they will magically appear.

Same for N Nevada!

I live in No. NV too. Sunshine almost every day of the year.

Because, he said, “politicians are trying to make it illegal...for pro-life organizations to say that they just want to hire pro-life Missourians.”

Conservatives are all about states rights and self-determination...until a state, municipality or person decides to have a different opinion than them. Then it’s: “Without governemt and rules, we’d just be a a bunch of monkeys flinging poo at each other.”

Well, Jezfriends, this is my governor. This sad, lightfingered little man is in charge of my strange awkward little state.

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

Oh fuck this Mike Pence wannabe; there’s literally ONE place in all of Missouri providing abortion assistance. I can’t wait to get out of this fucking state.

Yesss! We’ll tell him it’s totally safe because he’ll approach the sun when it’s down so it won’t be “on”.

Look I know it isn’t Saturday Night Social but I’m really hurting. I have a dream job as my full time job but have to work two side jobs to barely scrape by (and I’m lucky to have that). Trying to date so have both Tinder and OKC. I’m exhausted. Yes, this is a pity party.

Mike Pence: first person on Mars! Sure, there’s no way to bring him back, but he’d no longer have to worry about being alone with a woman who isn’t Mother.

Can we just send him to space and keep him on the space station?

He’s lonely.

Thank you, I appreciate it. That was not what I was saying at all.

President of the Electoral College of the United States.

He doesn’t keep, those, though! Strictly catch and release!

Just a heads up, it’s Vicente and not Vincente.

My brother and him share the same name! :D Also, that video is fucking awesome. I died when he pulled out the ladder.

‘May have been’ because she was indigenous?!?! How about ‘was’? Jesus. I wasn’t going to drink tonight. I may need to revise that plan.

The worse off you are financially and emotionally, the more the world piles on.