Here to join the Docs chorus. If you actually manage to fuck up the sole they can be fixed. They have many styles now, not just your basic combat boot. I have a pair of grey suede mid calf ones that I got 4ish years ago and they still look new. I also have a pair of their converse style high tops which are my go to…

Our dog is really my dog. She is my faithful hound. If I leave and husband stays, she parks herself in front of the door and cries till I get home. My mom dropped me off at an airport once and had the dog in the car because she was going to watch her while I was gone. 45 minutes home with my sweet Monkey freaking the…

You are like me. When I made my last big move, instead of having a going away party or whatever, I sent out a mass text saying I would be at such and such bar for like 6 hours on my last night to say goodbye to people. Nobody showed up. Not even the people whose regular bar it was. Fucking brutal. I don’t have any…

So are we going to get a new treason flag out of this?

Gee grandpa, are you lost?

Jem!!!!!!!

Never heard of it.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Right up my alley! Thanks :)

I’m curious, start wherever.

Ugh. I knew before I got to the comments that someone would be here all “see, this is why you should just sit there and watch other people be abused.”

Blind gossip has posted an item or two about Taylor and Stiller. The rumor is that he is super controlling and mean about her weight. I am a Christine Taylor fan. Loved her on Hey Dude, loved her as Bald Bonnie on Friends. And something just gives me the feeling that the blind items are true. So, I wish her the best,…

Oh I loved this episode! Angela Bassett was so good (and my god, that woman will be beautiful for 100 years). I was so excited when she popped up onscreen.

Hey, not related to this article, but thank you guys so much for getting up early to post stuff on Saturday morning. Or for queuing stuff up. Either way, it’s not a good morning if I can’t read new stuff with my coffee.

Yeah, people get all shocked over numbers but I’ve been having sex for 24 years. In monogamous relationships for only 8 years of that. Even if I only had sex 6 times a year that’s still a number that makes people flinch. But I had a VERY good time.

It’s awesome that you are modeling such a healthy relationship for your kids. That won’t have any effect on their relationships later in life. Not at all!

She is perfectly welcome to smile all she likes. But do not let that cloud your memory of the fact that she is a garbage person married to a garbage person and costing the taxpayers tens of millions of dollars a week because she refuses to move D.C. If you ever get cancer, never forget that the money they are spending…

Yup yup yup. Don’t humanize this bitch. She is married to a monster, she made that choice, that petty bullshit “I’m going to look SO hot next to these old ladies” is precisely in line with everything we know about her character. No sympathy for collaborators.

Boy you are just suuuuuuuuper fixated on the phrase “go to.” I bet you don’t deal well with hyperbole either. Fun.

This.