I need help Hair people. My whole life I have done whatever I wanted with my hair. Platinum buzz cut? 20 years ago, inspired by Legend of Billie Jean! A full spectrum of Manic Panic? Hell yeah. Undercut, the Nazi cut (think Richard Spencer, I would not do that again), every length from ears to waist.

I’ve heard about these people who don’t like beer. It’s so crazy!

Ahaha ha. Yeah I do danger defrosting. I know better, but sometimes it’s what has to be done. But I’m also only feeding two relatively healthy adults. I wouldn’t risk it with kids or anyone to whom a little food poisoning would be a hospital stay.

There is a voice screaming in the back of my head about jackbooted thugs.

Oh it’s still around. Super rare obviously but not wiped out. It was the fleas anyway. The rats just provided transportation.

My husband just confessed he has never tried grits but I already know he’s a sugar person. Blech. Butter, salt, cheese, even a little brown gravy (when hungover) only.

Yeah this was my first thought. Hope those concussions don’t take away his options.

Are we not going to talk about Bella’s Barbie hair extensions?

So I guess when tv told us that people that hurt children get punished by fellow inmates they lied? You would think if anyone was a likely target it would be this lunatic.

Her. It’s a terrible spelling of Janine.

Kinda missing the point here.

Proximity to the gulf, which is really nice, and Orlando.

A larger woman once screamed out of her car window (parked) for me to eat a sandwich. I yelled back to learn to put the fork down. Not my finest moment I admit. But it was like midnight, I was drunk, and just trying to buy some smokes. She FLIPPED OUT. I believe there were threats to call the police because the ADA…

I have a cousin who is a TSA agent. Yes, he is shaped like a potato.

Sure you can. As long as those decisions include raising them evangelical, racist, and privileged. If you can’t make these correct choices, you obviously can’t be trusted to use birth control pills or get cancer screenings (what if you went through the wrong door and got a surprise abortion???).

This had everything that should have made for an excellent show it just.....eh. I watched an episode and a half and realized I had no idea who anyone was and what was happening. There was no hook.

It’s entirely deliberate.

We are only in the beginning of the shit show. But I do believe some people will be held accountable. There will be scapegoats who get truly punished. Most of them will just disappear into private enterprise. You have to also remember that we just finished 8 years of Congress actively obstructing the office of the…

That was......something feels really off with that. Especially since the music struck me as more Scottish reel than anything else.

Ahh yes, the “stop punching yourself” defense.