You do eat them. You can try so many ways to disguise them or steep them into tea but honestly, it’s faster and less painlful to crumble them and eat them in a big handful washed down with your beverage of choice. I like beer.

You can’t pick a thing to be more open about though. It might help, but it may also only cause you to be open to new foods. If you do want to try mushrooms, start with a tiny dose (1/32 of an ounce), wait an hour or so, and you can try a little more if you are doing okay. I’ve definitely had issues with paranoia with…

We should be tripping buddies, I’m reading all these terrible stories and just sitting here like....whoa, sucks to be you, they are my perfect drug.

I drove on mushrooms once. Banner fucking decision making that. Luckily, I was following someone (thanks for not driving me asshat!) and didn’t get arrested or hurt anyone. But it was not safe.

They are giggle bombs. That’s pretty much it. Shit is sparkly and fucking hilarious. Only lasts a few hours, not at all comparable to anything else.

That’s not a universal thing. And I just checked with my husband and apparently he gets diarrhea the next day which is a surprise to me! But I’ve never puked after eating them either.

I call bullshit on the placement of GHB. It’s super fun, but it will straight knock you out with no warning when it wears off. You MUST be somewhere safe.

Nope. The closest thing would be “flashbacks” that aren’t like movie flashbacks. Just some occassional low grade visual buzzing back when I was eating blotter regularly. Things would slightly lose their edges and faintly sparkle.

I had a date once and this guy tried to use mushrooms as a coercive thing. He made us dinner and put them in the pasta sauce. With my knowledge. This is a terrible way to serve them btw, they just take longer to eat. Anyway. We put on The Big Lebowski and around the time “what condition my condition is in” started up…

And this would be?

What an excellent month! Netflix might actually eat into my video game time.

I quit playing after about 3 months due to several issues. No community AH is a BIG one. It was super frustrating to have to travel to 6 places to check a million different guild auctioneers and fucking forget about comparison shopping. I’ll happily do time sink dailies (and I did so much fishing) but time sink…

I also have a calico named Pumpkin. She is both super cuddly and always making snake face.

I live about a mile from an airport. Far enough that noise isn’t a problem, but close enough to see takeoff. Is this enough of a buffer?

I live about a mile from an airport. Far enough that noise isn’t a problem, but close enough to see takeoff. Is…

I feel like Netanyahu is about five minutes away from having him killed.

Here’s the thing though. The *legal system* has that policy. Are you a system? Or are you a person? The idea that individuals are required to assume innocence is ridiculous nonsense.

Then maybe they aren’t worth keeping happy?

Complicit collaborator. That’s you. You know who else is lonely? People whose friends and family are killed by racists.

I waited until my oldest was 2 to give her ribs. It was awesome.

“Our parenting decisions are not up for discussion. How bout them Bears?”