Oh my god. When my oldest was little she would get the worst constipation. So apple juice was recommended. Did you know that apple juice often has other stuff in it too? Specifically pear juice. Which gave her cramps. Living in the middle of nowhere 1999 meant that finding pure juice was damn near impossible. I had to…

I just watched that! All at once! Oh my fucking god.

!!!!!! Stop trying to feed me wax and calling it chocolate.

Yeah I would be interested in trying some of these substitute foods but the reviews are all so sketchy. I want someone to be really honest.

If I may project my own issues onto you for a moment. About fifteen years ago, these sorts of thoughts began to bubble up in my brain. You know just lots of “well that’s weird” and “did that ever happen to anyone else” kind of stuff. A lot of traumatic shit I had locked down as a kid and “forgotten” (but not really, I…

Yes keep trying if you can. Nursing is often super painful to start. It’s not just yeast and chapping! I’m trying to be light hearted but now I’m having flashbacks.

That poor kid. We want to foster when we move out of our shoebox and I spend half my daydreams planning for situations like this. I hope the adjustment goes well.

This happened at times when you weren’t in bed too? It sounds like when I would wake up after a nightmare. My eyes would open, adrenaline and heart pounding, breath caught in my chest, body frozen and it would take a minute to fully wake and relax again.

Cheese sauce! Roux, milk, cheese. Make a giant bowl of it and it can be kept chilled and doled out as you see fit for a few days. Or, add in some veggies and meat and eat it all once with chips before you go into a food coma.

Please and thank you must always be part of the conversation. Even if you don’t have kids date night is important. Do your thank you notes IMMEDIATELY. Don’t go overboard on the honeymoon sex. We had so much the day after the wedding I was raw for a week. It’s okay to spread it out!

Bitch face plus “what do you mean by that?” And repeat it like a four year old until he is either embarrassed or forced to be explicit?

May I suggest a Pratchettism by way of the Nac Mac Feegle. Kick ‘im inna fork! That’s my favorite phrasing. :)

May I suggest having your partner help with triggering the let down? I wasn’t a successful pumper because pumps didn’t provide the correct kind of pressure for me. I would only dribble without a firm clamp and hard suction.

Hi hair twin! I had the benefit of having a mother with curly hair, so she never ran a brush through it dry (thank fuck) but only half as thick. So I definitely had a lot of triangle hair cuts. When I was 12 and starting a new school she picked out a dude who gave me DEEP layers. Each level had its own weight and…

She’s wearing pantyhose.

It’s not a toy for a lot of kids.

I’m really sad for your students. My youngest sister is on the spectrum (very high functioning) and she is a hand flapper. By the time she was 14 she had been harassed about it so often she channeled that need to stim into cutting. Fun! Your narrow mindedness is potentially harming your students because you are…

I have words. Peeled is spelled wrong. So I’m calling fake. Trump is a fucking moron but I find it hard to believe that support/invisible staff with a resume good enough to get into the White House is confused by homophones.

What is this from?

Probably not enough concussions yet.