schnauzerpants
SchnauzerPants
schnauzerpants

I think a football player.

Ahh see now I love rompers but I do not enjoy obvious, painful cameltoe. :(

That explains so much.

Not at all. But once she when cut off her abuser’s penis we were permitted to have a chuckle.

Since you seem to have access to other Earths in the multiverse, maybe you could hook us up with a slightly better one?

Niiiiice. You did inspire me though. I think I’m going to eat my leftovers with Doritos instead of a spoon.

Meanwhile, I subbed black beans and onion for the meat in Hamburger Helper last night because we haven’t been to the grocery store in two weeks. Clearing out the back of the cabinets with style. I could win a Semi-homemade cooking contest.

You think the people that won’t vote for a woman will vote for a Jewish man?

I am anti-Pioneer Woman. The problem is that it has been so long, I can’t remember what it was that created that thought. But I feel like she made some public statement that was super right wing, or something like that. I’ve been avoiding her recipes like the plague for over a year.

This was obviously posted before the most recent update. Chill.

Pittsburgh is not the fucking Midwest. The ocean is only separated from Pennsylvania (an original colony btw) by a tiny strip of New Jersey.

Are you under the impression that black teenage girls have no parents to pay for salon visits?

Yah. I was feeling kind of bad and shallow that I mostly skimmed the article because I just want to rub my face on his face.

Proper overalls should have adjustable shoulder straps.

It’s Always Sunny is Poor SatC.

Thank you!

Ha ha no worries. I woke up from a nap and was all confused.

An original power ranger was arrested in the last year or so for killing his roommate with samurai sword. So I think that is the only demographic we should concern ourselves with, sword wise.

I disagree. I am a lifelong wearer (my first pair were red high tops in 3rd grade). If you wear a man’s on one foot and a woman’s on the other you can visually see the difference in construction. I haven’t done that in a while, so that may have changed. The fit is fine, and both are comfortable, but that was my

I disagree. I am a lifelong wearer (my first pair were red high tops in 3rd grade). If you wear a man’s on one foot

This is super fucking helpful. My anxiety is weird. I can feel it start, and recognize it, and usually there is no trigger. I’m just sitting there and it come over me in a wave. It feels more like a physical issue than a mental one. One part of my mind will be digging for stuff in my past that makes me feel bad and