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Go google Donald trump Diet Coke. There’s a whole world of stuff. It’s pretty funny.

You’d think after 50 years you would know better than to paint feminism with the brush handed to you by the patriarchy.

That was my first thought when I saw the headline.

*Diet Coke.

Ahh yes the Ender method.

Dykes To Watch Out For and Found Goddesses were both in my house growing up.

This is the best thing I have read all week.

Well they can cry their “oppression” tears and wipe them with the traitor flag they love so much. We don’t need to be part of their gross fetish.

Boy oh boy, you have just been working this argument out for a while. On its face, it is super reasonable (by design obviously). But here’s the deal. It fails on the most basic level. Because it’s starts with a false assumption. That is that these stupid monuments are the only remnants we have of the history of the

Last night I was discussing with my husband Germany and it’s attitude towards the past. I have deep admiration for you. It has been long enough that your leaders could be rugsweeping. Instead, there is still vigilance. I think that speaks very highly of your national culture. We must must must learn from you.

How you view it is pretty irrelevant. You might view the earth as flat, that doesn’t make it so.

Bring on the whore pills! Wooo!

Here is the beauty of “faults.” We are given the chance during our lives to accept them, and if there is truly a need, fix them.

Again, it’s been less than half a century. Come back to me when it’s been soooooo haaaaaaaaaard for you for a millennia. Whiny fussy children the lot of you sad little MRAs.

Holy cats. I feel really bad for you. This isn’t healthy. I hope you can reach a point where you are able to choose yourself.

Am I the only person watching Anne with an E? The Netflix Anne of Green Gables? They have added SO MUCH. I was all pissy through the beginning but the stories that have been added fit very well.

Well AA is absolute shit. Lifetime success rate of something like 5%.

Nooooooooooooo!

Oh no! Have things been hard for you for the last 30 years? That sucks!

Fall “sick” and beg off over text so you can’t be guilted.