Yeah, Diane Keaton’s insistence on supporting Pedo Allen really ruins her box office draw for me.

But you do actually go into the store right? You can see the pint and quart containers?

The last time I went to a neighborhood hardware store the three guys standing around in the front tried to mansplain why I didn’t need a front license plate mount in Nevada. You absolutely do. I had just come from the DMV changing my out of state plates. They were very clear.

Brilliant. I will be singing this ALL DAY.

Pints etc have an easy cheat. Just think about the containers they sell milk and cream in.

I’d be interested in reading that. I’m really curious about your view. Possible for a brief summary?

Have you ever seen Thelma & Louise?

Well, they aren’t expensive. I think I paid 20-30 and the whole kit came with a million filters. I thought it would be good for camping but you need to have a very stable surface to push down the plunger. I think it even came with a travel bag so if you hate it, just bag it up and keep it for guests who enjoy tiny…

Immediately after? No. But Wednesday is absolutely four days after Saturday.

I’m a lit person who does math/logic puzzles for fun. Math is great! Even though the thing that people most often comment on when discussing my love of math is fucking sudoku (the fancy ones with boards laid on boards) which requires no math at all. Or only math up to like 100.

As a lover of sandwiches I’m simply going to assume that you need to step up your sandwich game. Who gets tired of sandwiches???

As a person with no friends other than my husband and who lives in a city with population of 250k, Meet Up really only works in big cities. I did not realize that when I moved here four years ago.

I eat at breakfast time almost never, but I eat breakfast food all day.

Omg I love this. On my last burner (proud rage quitter here) I posted this joke and spent an entire afternoon in a “discussion” with someone who thought it wasn’t funny.

For all of the terrible sex ed in the world, we actually have to force some people to pay attention anyway.

Word.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.