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SchnauzerPants
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No.
Oh what the fuck ever. I got my dog when I was single, renting, and working a 40 hour work week. I took vacation days her first week to adjust and then she was FINE. Walk in the morning, an hour at the dog park when I got home, and it’s been 9 years and she still loves the shit out of me and is by my side every…
My dog loves hugs. She comes and sits nicely next to the couch and stares st me intensely until I give her hugs. But she is the other half of my soul (husband is okay with this).
No sarcasm or snark, how does a blind person build houses?
Excellent shaming of a mother’s stomach. Well fucking done. Bravo!
Eye of the Tiger is the “our song” in my marriage. (8 hours in an art car leaving Burning Man with only the 8 song cassette for music.)
I want to know! He’s the best, ruin it please.
Perfect.
We were safer before, cause you know those fuckers don’t read.
I’m going to say this is on topic. Can anyone PLEASE explain to me why it takes a half an hour (about when I’m ready to start my coffee) before the progesterone period poops begin????? Why, in addition to the cramps and general grumpiness, must I always be cursed with cold fucking coffee on the first day of my period…
Ahahahahaha. I was born in Pittsburgh but my mom and her family are from East Brunswick. So I say those too!
Here ya go. This is an excellent list of thing I support.
Also, farest (the place with all the trees) and aranges (the fruit you make breakfast juice with).
Absolutely. I mean just last night, I had a few bong hits and went to watch GBB Master Class and Netflix was borked. So I made a pan of brownies at 2am. I am 37, middle of the night box brownies are completely inappropriate. If it wasn’t for The Pot I would have been asleep like a responsible member of society!
No uterus? No fucking opinion.
Right, because 10 year olds who come from healthy, good environments act like this all the time. Fuck this girl in particular though, because even though there were ORPHANS she acted out more. It’s obviously a personality flaw and nothing else right?
I’ve been bullied by three teachers, two black, one white, though race was only a factor with one. I sat next to a black kid in science class (I’m white) in a new school and she took the opportunity to berate me (I was 14) for stealing all the decent black men with my white womanhood. She got fired and replaced with a…
Jesus fuck.