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+10000 on the name change

So rude and presumptuous, Bey. Maybe people just wanted to celebrate Grizz from 30 Rock's fiancée, Feyoncé.

Whats wrong with "insufferable"?

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

But it will live in your digestive track, right next to the gum, for all of time because diamonds are FOREVER.

He woke up one morning and decided he couldn't do it. I gave back the ring because the stone was a gift from his mother. Months of crazy then followed — he wanted me back, he didn't, I wanted him back, I didn't.

My Mom sold hers and went to France with me when she got divorced. (I paid my own way, however. No recompense for my emotional drainage - LOL.)

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

your thirst makes me respect you more

GUYS MARVIN GAYE UGH

Dan Blocker of TV's "Bonanza". Don't you fucking judge me. You don't know my life.

This post is everything. I won't even attempt to deny having spent an inordinate amount of time considering exactly this.

How the FUCK is Rock Hudson not on this list?

That's for another, much darker post.

Still, they have better acting chops than Sienna Miller.

Hey ladies... I've been selling on eBay for 2 years, and here in Los Angeles I do some down-and-dirty thrift shopping... I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, and my local thrift stores often have some gorgeous second hand evening and bridal gowns!!! I actually found a Marchesa Notte red silk chiffon gown for $7.99 I

...just for clarification on whether or not I'm reading this wrong, is Kim being like "look at how skinny I am next to my fat pregnant sister"?

Ain't no shade like Southern Granny shade.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.