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KERRY I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO BE UGLY FOR ONE SECOND

Did anyone else unwillingly envision Peter Pan getting his/her ass motorboated in this scene? That is ALL I COULD THINK OF.

She's furious!

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

How long have you been waiting to say pregnonce?

"I'm honestly not very astute with flowers and all the kinds of scents."

What slays me about this is that the dog is so obviously upset that he's going to land on his tiny human. Like, they really do love us humans! Sniff. Makes me tear up.

You're living the dream, my friend.

Get out.

My (male) partner is unemployed and I (female) am employed full time. He makes me breakfast, packs my lunch for work, does the dishes and most of the laundry, vacuums, helps me with the groceries and sometimes helps me with dinner. I am kind of glad he's unemployed, to be honest.

You know, even the good ones (And my husband is one of the good ones, truly shares in all household tasks. etc.) just don't see what we see because we have been socialized to see it. For example, my husband cooks and cleans up and is generally great at both but NEVER seems to notice how gross the sink is and that it…

I'm not unemployed but I find I do a shit ton of housework on my days off, especially week days off (I work a 9-5 so I usually do not have weekdays off) while my boyfriend plays video games. It's always been kindof fascinating to me. I worked a few days between Christmas and New Years and I kept coming home hoping the…

I switched to glass about a year ago, and that was the best decision I could have made.

I switched to glass about a year ago, and that was the best decision I could have made.

This is definitely one the perks of being married.

Maybe I'm totally wrong and this is complete clickbait in effect. But I believe it's indicative of something happening with the character on the show, and given what happens in the books I also believe it's something potentially major. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I sure as hell think this is news.

Okay, all you people who don't think the haircut matters:

Ummmm ... yeah. Martin isn't an idiot..