Wearing $7.00 tapered joggers to work today, wore Lululemon leggings Monday and Tuesday. Yes, I am in management, and I am aware I am part of the problem.

How about dealing with difficult in-laws?

You look stunning!!!

So...was it a prank when she threw a glass of wine at Eileen for not being her pet puppy and performing for her? That shit isn't funny...at all.

Spoonula is A+. Don't you dare judge my spoonula.

Is that the grease at the bottom of the turkey pan?

Wrong week to have a baby, Chelsea.

My little black heart just grew two sizes this morning.

How about a lesson we all learned in third grade. Everyone keep their god damn hands to themselves.

The Duggars hug more passionately than this.

:( That makes me really sad. I'm glad that guy fell on his face. People can be really cruel.

As long as they aren't recalling cookie butter from Trader Joe's, I am all good.

Kim K did it first!

YOU'RE. I also didn't want to go to your stupid wedding anyway.

I once dated a guy with a USDA Prime logo on his side. Soul Sisters. ;-)

What about meeeee

I spent the next two weeks humming "let it go, LET IT GO". Most annoying song..ever?

I was confused at first, but later found out that "ball bag" was 1940s southern slang for nutsack.

Most attractive Priest ever..

Don't judge a book by its pages..