^How I originally read this headline. I wish that's what it was.
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It would explain why Matt Damon was so drunk.
Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."
Off with their heads.
Dexter: All the Poor Writing, None of the Good Acting.
Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE TWO GIRLS WHO LEFT HIS Q&A???
They make slut pills now? When did Tequila start coming in pill form?
SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.
Hear me out. I've read the book and as her sister lay sick in a hospital bed in Peru, the summer heat boiling outside, she took her hand and asked 'Do you want to build a snowman?'
Someone got stabbed after a Chris Brown show.
Dodai DB!
Teenage me (and adult me, too!) agrees with you. They often say no. Sometimes, they say no not-very-nicely and embarrass you.
Yeah...I also feel like generally teenage girls don't need to be told to count calories, or go into bars with drunk adult men.
Yes, it's not like kids are being born everyday "and shit" who need to nurse.
some of us white sushi patrons took Japanese class in high school and our field trips were to the most authentic place in the city. Sensei was very strict about table manners, and manners in general.
One of my first full-time jobs was at this incredibly busy hotel kitchen in Rotorua (NZ). We had a bunch of chefs and one of them was this French chef with a really bad temper, he took special delight in terrorizing the dishwashers. The hardest working, worst paid of the staff (aside from the laundry staff, those…
Instead of punching her in the face, like I wanted to, I said, "how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?"