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+1,000. My male gyno is thankfully much younger (early 40s, I'm guessing), so I will be able to continue to go to him forever and ever. He's fantastic. And yeah, in my limited experience with female gynos (and one female nurse practitioner I was forced to go to when my regular doctor was unavailable), was horribly

To be fair, once you get to 93, you can do anything you damn well please. She is a master of zero fucks given.

THAT BEIGE TIE-BELTED COAT IS MY EVERYTHING AND I WANT IT NOW GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

I once woke up with a dude who wore a hockey jersey. I'm not sure which one is worse. /s

You're definitely not the only one, I agree with your post. Also a late bloomer here who segued into having a lot of partners and I only have one experience that I regret. That was when I was on a mission to have a one-night stand, got really drunk and didn't notice the nazi tattoos on the dude I banged until I

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

I'm one of those unicorns who has had what I would consider a pretty large number of partners and very few regrets, I guess. I regret a few of them because things didn't work out as I'd planned but that was usually a situation of me not being right for a person I was in a relationship with. I rarely regret a one

i feel like i am the only person who didn't hate book 3. prim was such a bad bitch in it. team prim foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tri-tip is a big deal in central CA, not rare anywhere else.

It means your sorry, fat, cartoon-watching ass just ate a giant bowl of Lucky Charms! I know this for a fact!

I was expecting this kind of Mothman.

*does 5 lunges* WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE SERENA WILLIAMS YET.

The method invented in India, IIRC, where the tubes that carry the semen are blocked by plugs that can be removed is cheaper and easier.

Other things that started with/by John Mayer:

Let me raise the stakes, here: I don't like creamsicles, either.

On the wine:

"Anything crunchy I am allergic to."

Finally, she slowly muttered: "fat-free means no fat.

I'm disappointed they didn't ban ranch dressing.

Now, if only they also got rid of Stannis. And Jon Snow.